Looking for something new to add to your nightstand?
These are on sale. But they’re also worth the full cost.
Feel free to click through for the actual images of the toys.
In the mean time, enjoy my personification of the common sex toy.
A masturbation sleeve for men. And it vibrates, too!
A waterproof, silicone, rechargable dildo. Basically everything you’d want in a standby toy.